Cartoon Cuisine

Recreating, not elevating, cartoon food (I'm not that talented). Plus other musings depending on how hungry I am.

Christmas Tree and Bloody Spearhead Cookies

Dec 23, 2014
Dessert, The Simpsons
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We’re covering a lot of ground in this special holiday installment post featuring Christmas Tree and Bloody Spearhead Cookies. So … Read More

Dec 16, 2014
Breakfast, The Simpsons
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Eggnog is like a super thick milk, mixed with a bunch of spices I don’t like and then people add … Read More

Dec 12, 2014
Snacks, The Simpsons
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One of my favorite parts about going to house parties are the horse doovers that will be served. Although I’ve never … Read More

Dec 2, 2014
Snacks, The Simpsons
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If you’re a white male, age 18 to 49, you might consider this a good idea: Nuts and Gum – … Read More

Nov 27, 2014
Dinner, The Simpsons
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I’ll admit, recreating the Cranberry Sauce a la Bart recipe is a little lazy. But at the same time I … Read More

Nov 25, 2014
Breakfast, The Simpsons
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I always strive for accuracy whenever possible in my recipes, but I just didn’t feel like using 18 ounces of … Read More