Cartoon Cuisine

  • Marge’s Delicious Gelatin Dessert

    Marge’s Delicious Gelatin Dessert

    As an adult, about the only time that I make Jell-O is in shot form. So when creating Marge’s Delicious Gelatin Dessert, I had to wrap my mind around the concept of substituting vodka for water. However, replicating this dessert is as simple as adding hot and cold water to a colorful powder. It was…

  • No Fuss, No Muss: Vancouver Smoked Salmon

    No Fuss, No Muss: Vancouver Smoked Salmon

    Smoked salmon is pretty tasty. Although regular salmon is also tasty. And, to be more honest, I prefer a nice big steak over any kind of salmon or fish or light bulbs. But what are you going to do? Living in Vancouver, it seemed natural for me to just embrace this particular throwaway joke and…

  • Lisa’s Burned Frozen Fish Sticks

    Lisa’s Burned Frozen Fish Sticks

    I’m fairly certain that creating Lisa’s Burned Frozen Fish Sticks is not possible. Burning something on the outside while it remains frozen on the inside? This seems especially difficult for something the size of a fish stick. A complete buffalo on the other hand…I think as long as it’s not flash fried in 40 seconds,…

  • Nachos Flanders Style

    Nachos Flanders Style

    I actually like cucumber and cottage cheese, separately. So I figured that combining them would be deliddlyicious. Nachos Flanders Style certainly aren’t the worst thing I’ve ever made; but they also aren’t something I’m in a hurry to make again either. Perhaps it’s because they have such a creepy Pat Boone-ish quality to them? Ingredients Cucumber…

  • Skittlebrau


    We all know Homer’s beer of choice is Duff. I’m not much of a beer connoisseur but I would say that the real world equivalent to Duff is probably Budweiser. Bud is about as non-offensive an American beer as you can ask for, which is why I’m using it for my Skittlebrau recipe. After doing…

  • Homer’s Patented Space-Age Out of This World Moon Waffles

    Homer’s Patented Space-Age Out of This World Moon Waffles

    I scoured many a thrift store in search of the perfect waffle iron for this recipe. By “perfect” I mean the waffle iron needed to be under $10 and non-stick. I would have preferred a circular waffle iron since that’s what Homer uses to make his Patented Space-Age Out of This World Moon Waffles, but in the…

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