Eggnog On Cereal

Marge: Homer, didn’t you get any milk? All I see is eggnog.
Homer: ‘Tis the season, Marge! We only get thirty sweet noggy days. Then the government takes it away again.
Lisa: I think I’m having chest pains.
– Marge Be Not Proud

The Simpsons | Season 7 - Episode 11

Eggnog is like a super thick milk, mixed with a bunch of spices I don’t like and then people add rum to it. This officially makes eggnog my least favorite rum drink in existence. And now Eggnog On Cereal is officially my least favorite breakfast in existence. In a much later Simpsons episode, White Christmas Blues (Season 25 – Episode 8), Marge exclaims “All eggnog is terrible!”. This pretty well sums up my feelings on this dairy beverage, but let’s get to this anyway…


  • Eggnog
  • Cereal (I used Rice Krispies)


Pour eggnog over your cereal of choice. Try not to experience chest pains.


Gross. So gross. A less biased participant, let’s call him “El Boyfriendo” quite enjoyed the Eggnog On Cereal and happily ate the remainder that I had prepared. Also, there’s This Guy who seems weirdly in to the whole thing; either he’s just naturally a happy person or he’s super high. Basically if you hate eggnog, this recipe won’t change your mind, but if you like eggnog you might enjoy it!

Fun fact, in French eggnog is called “lait de poule” which literally translates as “chicken milk”. How is that relevant to the recipe? It isn’t, but I thought you might enjoy knowing this.

Cromulence: 2 Lee Carvallo out of 10

Eggnog On Cereal Recipe From: Marge Be Not Proud (The Simpsons Season 7 – Episode 11)

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I dislike eggnog and decided no eggnog. In fact, no Nog, period! And third, absolutely no stealing for 3 months!


I completely forgot this episode existed. Today while grocery shopping I bought rice crispies and eggnog (actually Silk soy-nog), and had them together as a snack. They mesh quite well, and I’ll probably do it regularly until the government takes the nog away.

Eggnog – 10/10
Eggnog with rice (crispies) – 10/10
Thanks for your suggestion.


I’m glad you enjoyed and remember you only get 30 sweet, noggy days!