Category: No Fuss, No Muss

I know the food at The Springfield Retirement Castle isn’t exactly gourmet. But does Abe Simpson really enjoy eating Del Monte Peas from a can? Does anyone enjoy eating peas from a can? It’s not that Del Monte peas are inedible or taste that bad. At the same time, plain peas eaten directly from a…

Terri: I’m so hungry I could eat at Arby’s! – Das Bus (The Simpsons Season 9 – Episode 14) Lisa: Why does a dog have human girlfriends? Marge: People do crazy things in ads. Like eat at Arby’s. – Old Yeller-Belly (The Simpsons Season 14 – Episode 19) Homer: If I can keep down Arby’s,…

I’m a big fan of Eats Like A Duck. I find it to be one of the more delightful sites on all the web, and the fact it isn’t more popular is baffling. Baffling, I tells ya! I mean this sincerely. What happened to my hand, you ask? I believe it was a boaking accident.…

There are numerous articles about the difference between Ketchup and Catsup on the internet. Two things that I learned after reading these articles are: There is no real difference between Ketchup and Catsup Everyone references Mr. Burns Ketchup vs. Catsup confusion in their writing because the scene is hilarious Personally, I was raised eating Heinz Ketchup and I’ll…

I had never heard of cactus candy before seeing this Simpsons episode. At first, I actually thought it was some kind of “gay” joke. But then, I found some of this fabled confection while visiting the magical land called Arizona. Imagine my frustration though, when I bought some of this adorable box of candy home…

Smoked salmon is pretty tasty. Although regular salmon is also tasty. And, to be more honest, I prefer a nice big steak over any kind of salmon or fish or light bulbs. But what are you going to do? Living in Vancouver, it seemed natural for me to just embrace this particular throwaway joke and…