No Fuss, No Muss: Vancouver Smoked Salmon
Bart: Mom, this is for you. 15 pounds of Vancouver smoked salmon. Here, smell it.
– The Canine Mutiny
The Simpsons | Season 8 - Episode 20
Smoked salmon is pretty tasty, although to be honest I prefer non-smoked salmon. To be even more honest, I prefer a nice big steak over any kind of salmon or fish or light bulbs. But what are you going to do? Living in Vancouver, it seemed natural for me to just embrace this particular throwaway joke and just try Vancouver Smoked Salmon, because otherwise what am I even doing here? Certainly not embracing all things Simpsons as would be expected of me.
The smoked salmon was very tasty (but it was no steak) and sadly it did not come in a giant crate which would have been a nice touch…
I’ll leave you with the following quote, which while not related to Vancouver Smoked Salmon, it IS related to Vancouver (so it kind of counts I think?):
Patty: Elvis Stojko is so handsome.
Selma: He can lace up my skates anytime.
Moe: Don’t you hags know that all male figure skaters are twinkly in the lutz.
Stojko: That’s a common misconception. I have a girlfriend in Vancouver.
Moe: Made up girlfriend. Made up city.
– Kill Gil, Volumes I & II (The Simpsons Season 18 – Episode 9)
Cromulence: 8 Santos L. Halpers out of 10
No Fuss, No Muss: Vancouver Smoked Salmon From: The Canine Mutiny (Season 8 – Episode 20)