Category: Dessert

  • Holidays of Future Passed Christmas Cookies

    Holidays of Future Passed Christmas Cookies

    Holidays of Future Passed has been praised as a “return to classic Simpsons” episode; I wouldn’t go that far, although I did enjoy it. What I didn’t enjoy was making Marge’s insanely giant portioned cookie recipe because whoever created it doesn’t understand how sugar cookies work AT ALL. First, let’s take a look at the Holidays…

  • Special Cake to Ruin

    Special Cake to Ruin

    Wait, it’s not Magaggie’s Birthday?? You might notice in the first screenshot, the frosting on top of the Special Cake to Ruin is pink. But in the very next shot, my dear, the entire cake frosting is now white. Look: What are we to believe that Homer somehow *magically* ate all the pink frosting? I…

  • Forbidden Doughnut

    Forbidden Doughnut

    We’ve all been there, you get that mid-morning sugar craving but all the doughnuts are gone. Then you end up selling your soul to the devil for a Forbidden Doughnut. You know, typical Tuesday. If you follow the blog at all, you might recall that Satan and I had a recent conversation regarding cursed frozen…

  • Cursed Frogurt

    Cursed Frogurt

    I’ve seen this Simpsons episode many, many times but I never bothered to find out what the potassium benzoate in the Cursed Frogurt actually is. Based on the conversion between Homer and the House of Evil owner, I’m going to guess that potassium benzoate is “bad” – but how bad is it? Apparently, it’s just…

  • Moist Carrot Cake Muffins

    Moist Carrot Cake Muffins

    Gross. Just the thought of eating a muffin that someone else had taken a bite of and then put back together and then I took a bite of it and didn’t realize…oh, dear god, no! And, if you weren’t already grossed out enough, I also want to talk about the word moist – which a…

  • “Breaking Bad” Blue Cupcakes

    “Breaking Bad” Blue Cupcakes

    This is the first time I’ve done a recipe that comes from a Simpsons couch gag. I realize the “Breaking Bad” Blue Cupcakes actually play a part in the episode (What Animated Women Want) as well. Still, I’m going to consider this my first “couch gag related recipe post”. However, I didn’t follow this recipe exactly…