Category: Dessert

  • Slice of Cake from Fat Princess

    Slice of Cake from Fat Princess

    So, who wants to get into a lengthy discussion about feminism and video games? No? What about video games and fat shaming? Oh right, it’s not that kind of blog. In fact, I think the most political thing I’ve ever written on here is that I don’t really like liver and onions. Yeah that’s right,…

  • The Homer Simpson Donut

    The Homer Simpson Donut

    The “traditional” Homer Simpson Donut is a round cake donut, covered with pink frosting and topped with rainbow sprinkles. It looks something like this: And yes, I am including my successful picture right up front, especially after the abomination of a recipe I completed last time! It’s just that I wanted to prove that I’m…

  • Marge’s Dessert Dogs

    Marge’s Dessert Dogs

    I want to start out by saying that I honestly did TRY to make Marge’s Dessert Dogs as close to The Simpsons as possible. And so, rather then go on a long rambling tale (we’ll get to that). I want to let the picture of this monstrosity say (almost) everything for me: I already made…

  • Strawberry Shortcake from Strawberry Shortcake

    Strawberry Shortcake from Strawberry Shortcake

    Like many cartoons from the 1980’s, Strawberry Shortcake was designed to sell something first, making the cartoon tv show more of an afterthought. Other examples of this include He-Man, She-Ra, Transformers and G.I. Joe – all cartoon shows I watched when I was younger and completely loved at the time. Strawberry Shortcake is a little…

  • Empire Biscuits from Brave

    Empire Biscuits from Brave

    I know it’s not my place to criticize people on the internet – that’s a job for literally the rest of the internet. However, I can’t quite understand the sheer amount of Empire Cookies, from the Pixar movie Brave, that look absolutely nothing like they do in the movie. Based on my extremely detailed research…

  • Fried Sugar

    Fried Sugar

    It seems carnival foods are becoming more and more outrageous. It used to be you would go to the carnival and maybe get a hot dog and some cotton candy and have a nice conversation with Shrimp Girl. Then the “deep fried everything” craze came about and things started spiraling down from there. Deep fried…