Author: Eats Like A Duck

  • Tartar Sauce with Fish Sticks

    Tartar Sauce with Fish Sticks

    I have to agree with Homer, dry fish sticks do suck. But when done correctly, Tartar Sauce with Fish Sticks can transform a sub par lunch into a magical dish that makes people think that Homer is competent. And it’s all thanks to his hair! Actually, it’s pretty much all thanks to Karl, but everything…

  • Buttered Bacon with Baconed Up Sausage

    Buttered Bacon with Baconed Up Sausage

    I’m often at odds with Homer’s eating belief system. While in theory I appreciate the hilarity of his creations, in reality, his recipes are not something I’d not recommend that anyone else consume on a regular, or even semi-regular, basis. In the case of Buttered Bacon with Baconed Up Sausage, I would recommend to try this once…

  • Only 35 Calorie Rice Cake

    Only 35 Calorie Rice Cake

    It’s the start of a new year and what does that mean? It’s time to go on a diet fatty, fatty, fat, fat! And there’s no better way to diet then by eating nothing but an Only 35 Calorie Rice Cake for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. According to the screenshot, the breakdown of Homer’s Only…

  • Hot Pepsi

    Hot Pepsi

    I personally think that New Year’s Eve is the very anticlimactic. I know some people enjoy it and choose to celebrate by standing around in a freezing cold square for, like, 6-12 hours without a bathroom break. But that’s not really for me on really any night of the year. My biggest problem with New…

  • Christmas Tree and Bloody Spearhead Cookies

    Christmas Tree and Bloody Spearhead Cookies

    We’re covering a lot of ground in this special holiday installment post featuring Christmas Tree and Bloody Spearhead Cookies. So strap yourself in and feel the Gs! Marge does a lot of baking, which is why I knew I’d seen her Christmas tree cookie recipe in at least two Simpsons episodes. The first is referenced…

  • Eggnog On Cereal

    Eggnog On Cereal

    Eggnog is like a super thick milk, mixed with a bunch of spices I don’t like and then people add rum to it. This officially makes eggnog my least favorite rum drink in existence. And now Eggnog On Cereal is officially my least favorite breakfast in existence. Well, probably my second least favorite breakfast since…