Author: Eats Like A Duck

  • Enjoy Our Party Snacks Boy Our Party Sucks Appetizers

    Enjoy Our Party Snacks Boy Our Party Sucks Appetizers

    One of my favorite parts about going to house parties are the horse doovers that will be served. Although I’ve never seen anything like the Enjoy Our Party Snacks Boy Our Party Sucks Appetizers and now I know why. Preparing snacks for party guests can be a lot of work and people might not always appreciate all the…

  • Nuts and Gum Together at Last!

    Nuts and Gum Together at Last!

    If you’re a white male, age 18 to 49, you might consider this a good idea: Nuts and Gum – Together at Last! Or you might not, I’m not here to judge white males age 18 to 49, or anyone really. From The Simpsons episode, we’re given no specification on the label about the types…

  • Cranberry Sauce a la Bart

    Cranberry Sauce a la Bart

    I’ll admit, recreating the Cranberry Sauce a la Bart recipe is a little lazy. But at the same time I so rarely get to feature Bart related recipes that are non-alcoholic. Wait, is that right? Plus, sometimes I’m a little lazy too. And surly. And sometimes I’m lazy AND surly, what’s it to you? Ingredients…

  • The Good Morning Burger

    The Good Morning Burger

    I always strive for accuracy whenever possible in my recipes, but I just didn’t feel like using 18 ounces of beef for The Good Morning Burger recipe. A standard 6 ounce patty, when combined with all the other wonderful, magical, animal parts on the burger still took me two separate sittings to eat. Ingredients 1…

  • Marge’s Delicious Gelatin Dessert

    Marge’s Delicious Gelatin Dessert

    As an adult, about the only time that I make Jell-O is in shot form. So when creating Marge’s Delicious Gelatin Dessert, I had to wrap my mind around the concept of substituting vodka for water. However, replicating this dessert is as simple as adding hot and cold water to a colorful powder. It was…

  • No Fuss, No Muss: Vancouver Smoked Salmon

    No Fuss, No Muss: Vancouver Smoked Salmon

    Smoked salmon is pretty tasty. Although regular salmon is also tasty. And, to be more honest, I prefer a nice big steak over any kind of salmon or fish or light bulbs. But what are you going to do? Living in Vancouver, it seemed natural for me to just embrace this particular throwaway joke and…