Cartoon Cuisine
-
Bart’s Grilled Twizzlers
Remember those days when your family would leave you home alone, but you didn’t know how to cook much besides Cup Noodles? Ah, to be 34 again! When home alone and preparing his Grilled Twizzlers, Bart barbecues the candy until he gets some nice grill lines on them, then a single Twizzler goes into a…
-
Martin’s Raisin Roundies
I thought for sure that I would find many examples of Martin’s Raisin Roundies online. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that people don’t actually want to make this recipe, but instead post the quote on Tumblr and leave it at that. A completely valid life choice I might add, since I’m so very lazy…
-
Marge’s Lamb Chops
I’m going to nerd out here for a bit while I deconstruct an enduring character trait of Lisa, as she has been a vegetarian for almost two decades. “Lisa the Vegetarian” (Season 7 – Episode 5) is the episode where Lisa first becomes a vegetarian…or is it? Actually no, because in the episode “Lisa’s Wedding”…
-
A Cool Glass of Turnip Juice
I used a juicer to make A Cool Glass of Turnip Juice since I’m not currently strong enough to crush a turnip one handed. I’m not really sure if I’m strong enough to do that with a lemon to make lemonade either actually. Maybe I need more iron in my diet. Do turnips contain iron? It…
-
Giant Hot Chocolate Marshmallow
I consider this recipe a partial success because I don’t think it’s possible to create a giant inflated marshmallow based on how stupidly delicate marshmallows are. I’m sure some sort of scientician will chime in and tell me that obviously I should have done…something with liquid nitrogen maybe, I don’t know. Before I get into…
-
Cheeto Root Beer Noodles
Let’s start with the obvious first, this episode is terrible but the Cheeto Root Beer Noodles recipe is hilarious and so I decided to make it. But I want to briefly discuss the episode first, because it just illustrates all that is broken with later season episodes of The Simpsons. Bart discovers he has an…
Got any book recommendations?