Cartoon Cuisine
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Bloaters at the Squidport Jell-O Shooters
Bloaters at the Squidport has a solid business model, because I can’t think of any bars that sell Jell-O shots. Why isn’t this more of a thing people? The good news is that even if you can’t buy them while out being a yuppie/slacker, you can make your own Jell-O shots at home and I can teach…
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To a Whale of a Wife Cake
Several years ago a friend asked me if I wanted to take a cake decorating class at Michael’s, which I did. However, my skills in areas such as “being thorough” and “paying attention” may have hindered my chances of truly excelling in the class. Despite my less than stellar performance, I got a certificate. Although,…
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Nice, Healthy Oatmeal
Everything on The Simpsons is cyclical, even the food. Homer claims he doesn’t want to eat healthy oatmeal because there is a bug on it. Although, the bug would add some nice protein to an already nutritious meal. Yet in the Season 24 Simpsons episode “Pulpit Friction” there is quick throwaway gag about Bart adding…
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Patty’s Swedish Meatballs
Thanksgiving is supposed to be a time for giving thanks. So for this blog post I will say thanks to El Boyfriendo, who basically made 90% of Patty’s Swedish Meatballs with me giving orders from the couch. That’s because for the last week I’ve been as sick as someone who donated too much blood plasma.…
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Cookie Colossus Macadamia Nut Cookie
The Cookie Colossus Macadamia Nut Cookie obviously includes macadamia nuts, but also interestingly has chocolate chips. Well, that is interesting to me because traditional macadamia nut cookie recipes always include white chocolate. I personally don’t care for white chocolate because, first of all, it’s not really chocolate and also because I think it tastes way…
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Strawberrito
When it comes to Simpsons recipes, sometimes the joke is more in the name than in the food itself. I mean, Strawberrito is a pretty clever mix of strawberry and burrito. That’s the joke. I’m sure the writers never would have imagined that some weirdo with a blog would end up making this recipe, but…
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