Category: The Simpsons
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Big John’s Breakfast Log
What exactly makes a breakfast log? These are the philosophical questions that keep me up at night. Based on this episode, Big John’s Breakfast Log appears to just be a giant sausage. It’s not like a breakfast burrito or other similarly shaped log foods. So I went with the obvious and made a mini version…
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No Fuss, No Muss: Honey Roasted Peanuts
I’m a big fan of Eats Like A Duck. I find it to be one of the more delightful sites on all the web, and the fact it isn’t more popular is baffling. Baffling, I tells ya! I mean this sincerely. What happened to my hand, you ask? I believe it was a boaking accident.…
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Church Picnic Deviled Eggs
Easter is a time to dye eggs all kinds of weird colors for some reason and then you immediately wonder what you’re going to do with two dozen hard boiled eggs. You could make Church Picnic Deviled Eggs…and then immediately throw them at an incapacitated man. Has there ever been a better food item for chucking…
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Reverend Lovejoy’s Stigmuffins
Happy Easter! And what better way to celebrate the resurrection of some people’s lord and savior than by making a dessert related to a horrible form of torture and execution? That’s right, it’s time for some Stigmuffins! Before anyone gets offended by this recipe, please note that it was created by a Reverend, so that means…
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Marge’s Pork Chops
Marge’s Pork Chops (and Homer’s love of them) has been a long standing theme on The Simpsons. The first few seasons relied heavily on Homer eating or discussing pork chops in varying situations. Please note: I KNOW I’m not going to cover every single time pork chops are mentioned. This is meant as a discussion, not a…
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Marge’s Shamrock Cupcakes
These Shamrock Cupcakes seemed pretty straightforward to me: basic vanilla cupcakes with shamrock frosting. But it’s a slippery slope, going from a wholesome amateur baker to a professional erotic baker. And so I had to be extra careful when baking and then frosting the cupcakes. At times, I was tempted to just gum on a…