Category: The Simpsons
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Paul McCartney’s Really Ripping Lentil Soup
Before I get into Paul McCartney’s Really Ripping Lentil Soup, I just want to take a moment to discuss how weird Paul and Linda McCartney look on The Simpsons. Why did the animators decide to give them those bizarre colored eyes, as opposed to every other character who gets the standard black dot? I can’t…
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Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel
Let’s start this post with the Wikipedia definition of gruel: “A type of food consisting of some type of cereal—oat, wheat or rye flour, or rice—boiled in water or milk. It is a thinner version of porridge that may be more often drunk than eaten and may not need to be cooked.” Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel…
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Pork Chops Crusted With Cheeto Dust
For those who didn’t watch it (and I don’t blame you), the episode “Homerland” is about the Simpson family suspecting Homer of being a secret Muslim terrorist, when in actuality he was brainwashed by radical hippies. This explains why he doesn’t want to eat Marge’s Pork Chops Crusted With Cheeto Dust – because he is…
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Frosty Chocolate Milkshakes
I know not everyone is a fan of the Ulman Shorts and Season One Simpsons, but I am! You can see glimmers of all the great things that are to come from the show in these early episodes. And for whatever reason the writers of early Simpsons had a thing for milkshakes. Don’t get me…
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Marge’s Jelly Bean Cookies
I had reservations about these jelly bean cookies from the start. Don’t get me wrong, I think jelly beans are tasty, but I don’t really think they belong in an oven since they will melt and get all over the place. Plus, Kearney says the cookies sucks and what possible reason could he have to…
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Vodka and Mayonnaise
Homer has a lot of eating related vices, but one of the more glaring is that he eats mayonnaise a lot more often then he should. And, based on today’s post, has drank Vodka and Mayonnaise at least once. There are at least two other occasions where Homer just straight up eats mayonnaise from the…