Category: Dinner

  • Greene Family Farm Roasted Chicken from The Walking Dead

    Greene Family Farm Roasted Chicken from The Walking Dead

    I shouldn’t have been surprised that a Walking Dead cookbook exists, seeing as the brand is on just about everything at this point. The book consists of recipes inspired (often directly) by the AMC television show, not the comics. Overall, I was a bit underwhelmed by the recipes therein. But there are a few that…

  • Peter Griffin’s Car Panini from Family Guy

    Peter Griffin’s Car Panini from Family Guy

    Prior to making the Peter Griffin Car Panini, I realize that I didn’t actually own a panini press. Much like when I made Homer’s Patented Space-Age Out of This World Moon Waffles, I was off to the local thrift store to find the cheapest possible appliance I could. Imagine my extreme delight when I discovered…

  • Chester J. Lampwick’s Liver and Onions

    Chester J. Lampwick’s Liver and Onions

    I pride myself on trying any food once. For example, I enjoy eating things like tripe and chicken feet. I also love pâté, so I should also, also love liver and onions…but no I couldn’t do it. Right from the start of making Chester J. Lampwick’s Liver and Onions, I knew I couldn’t do it.…

  • Marge vs. Kim Basinger Manwich

    Marge vs. Kim Basinger Manwich

    First, I want to start this post by pointing out that I failed miserably at taking most of the pictures necessary to prove that I made this. You can say “pics or it didn’t happen” and I can appreciate that. But at the same time, I’ve been writing this blog for the past three years…

  • Nelson’s Pan-Fried Carrot

    Nelson’s Pan-Fried Carrot

    Nelson’s less than stable home life is a recurring theme on The Simpsons. He has an absent father (sometimes…depending on the episode) and a drunken mother who isn’t always around either. So, it makes sense that Nelson has to fend for himself when preparing dinner, thus making Nelson’s Pan-Fried Carrot. Still, a single carrot fried up…

  • Deadly Broccoli

    Deadly Broccoli

    According to Dr. Hibbert, broccoli is deadly and warns you of this fact by tasting terrible. And YET, in the season 10, episode 22 (They Saved Lisa’s Brain) Hibbert wants to talk about his “broccoli juice program”. Well which is it? Is broccoli deadly and terrible tasting or should the entire town be drinking broccoli…