Category: Breakfast

Truthfully, I never planned on making Homer’s Breakfast for Mr. Burns since I didn’t want to irradiate my arm or burn my kitchen down. But, this was a request from Reddit and who am I to question the request of an online stranger I’ve never met? To clarify, I made aspects of the Homer’s Breakfast for Mr.…

I wasn’t sure how to name this recipe since there is a whole Omelette vs. Omelet spelling debate going on. Omelet is the somewhat more preferred American spelling, but I decided to go with the more French spelling of Omelette. I mostly did this because I think it looks fancier and what is one word that…

Is it Saint Swithun’s Day already? Tis replied Aunt Eats Like A Duck! Yes, apparently July 15 is the Feast of Saint Swithun and so of course I had to have Kippers for Breakfast. Also of note, Kippers are apparently making a comeback as a breakfast food, so as usual I am on the cutting…

I have been avoiding the Clove Tom Collins Pie recipe for a while, for obvious reasons. Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve tried Bubble Crum, Salad with Mustard and Ketchup and Boiled Celery and I can say, without hyperbole, that this is a million times worse than all of them put together. In this so-called recipe Homer…

The original Skobo’s Smiley Face Breakfast Special menu version is very similar to the Creative Homemaking Breakfast, but it doesn’t include toast ears. As noted in that recipe, the bacon content is far too low to make it an attractive breakfast option. However, Homer’s version of adding bacon hair and body parts goes much too…

Poor Marge. She tries so hard to make homemaking seem like a fulfilling career path…until she realizes she has to deal with the likes of Homer and Bart. One must wonder exactly how many Creative Homemaking Breakfast plates she has made over the years that have been completely disregarded and eaten without comment. Much like…