Category: Breakfast

  • Big John’s Breakfast Log

    Big John’s Breakfast Log

    What exactly makes a breakfast log? These are the philosophical questions that keep me up at night. Based on this episode, Big John’s Breakfast Log appears to just be a giant sausage. It’s not like a breakfast burrito or other similarly shaped log foods. So I went with the obvious and made a mini version…

  • Bacon Day Breakfast

    Bacon Day Breakfast

    Ah Bacon Day, something that kind of exists (according to Wikipedia) but, in a more accurate way, doesn’t. Valentines Day, on the other hand, does exist and it’s fast approaching! As we’ve seen previously with her Creative Homemaking Breakfast, Marge likes to express her feelings in breakfast form. Perhaps you can also show your love…

  • Moe’s Super Sunday Brunch Spectacular

    Moe’s Super Sunday Brunch Spectacular

    In honor of the Super Bowl this weekend I decided to go all out and make Moe’s Super Sunday Brunch Spectacular. Ingredients Bologna Bread Directions Place on table to amaze and impress your drunkest friends. Sadly, this is not as spectacular as Moe advertised. Bread and bologna without any type of condiment (mustard being my preferred…

  • Nice, Healthy Oatmeal

    Nice, Healthy Oatmeal

    Everything on The Simpsons is cyclical, even the food. Homer claims he doesn’t want to eat healthy oatmeal because there is a bug on it. Although, the bug would add some nice protein to an already nutritious meal. Yet in the Season 24 Simpsons episode “Pulpit Friction” there is quick throwaway gag about Bart adding…

  • Square Pancakes

    Square Pancakes

    Why, oh why, would the waffle iron be the in shop I wonder? Perhaps because it’s coated in a sticky sweet mess of pancake batter, caramel and liquid smoke. Whatever the cause, it seems the Simpsons family (or at least Lisa) favors waffles over pancakes since Lisa is pretty disappointed to get square pancakes instead…

  • Milhouse’s Vaseline on Toast

    Milhouse’s Vaseline on Toast

    First of all, I love that Bart is oddly intrigued at the idea of Milhouse’s Vaseline on Toast! Perhaps it runs in the family? One of the longest running jokes on The Simpsons is that Homer will eat basically anything. In fact, I can name two other instances where he specifically eats a Petroleum based…