Author: Eats Like A Duck
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Salad with Mustard or Ketchup
Homer, eating salad? It happened! While I am glad to see that Homer doesn’t let losing his first choice of dressing (ketchup) deter him from eating something healthy for once. However, I was less than enthused to try this out either option myself: Salad with Mustard or Ketchup. Ingredients Salad greens (Spring Mix and Spinach)…
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Happy Cracker Snack Platter
So apparently Easy Cheese is not available for sale in the country that I currently reside (aka not America). So, I had to improvise to make the Happy Cracker Snack Platter and replaced Easy Cheese with Cheez Whiz. Now, I’m no scientician, but I have to tell you that both of these products can barely…
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A White Wine Spritzer…Spritzer…Spritzer
White wine spritzers are considered a summer cocktail; the combination of the soda and chilled wine make it good for sipping outdoors. I suppose it could also be considered a “girly” drink, which is probably why Ned is ordering one. Although, based on the cup, straws, and little umbrella in Homer’s drink, I’m thinking his drink…
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Creative Homemaking Breakfast
Poor Marge. She tries so hard to make homemaking seem like a fulfilling career path…until she realizes she has to deal with the likes of Homer and Bart. One must wonder exactly how many Creative Homemaking Breakfast plates she has made over the years that have been completely disregarded and eaten without comment. Much like…
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Marge’s Delicious Boiled Celery
Celery is intended to be served as rigid vegetable, which is why it’s a great vessel for delivering dip into your mouth while still convincing yourself that you’re being healthy. Or it’s part of a base for delicious things like a mirepoix or exciting celery soup. Marge’s Delicious Boiled Celery in the screenshot looks vaguely…
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Flanders’ Planter’s Punch
According to “college boy” Ned Flanders, he has a “Phd in mixology” . This is somewhat surprising given that he doesn’t include the full recipe for his drink: Flanders’ Planter’s Punch. I mean, unless he actually intends for Homer to drink about 5 shots of alcohol in one drink? Given how quickly Homer gets drunk, this…