Author: Eats Like A Duck

  • Bucket of Ice Cream Covered with Miniature Pies

    Bucket of Ice Cream Covered with Miniature Pies

    2021 is already off to a great start and so is your new healthy eating plan! Ok, now that the three people who have managed to somehow not eat themselves to sleep aren’t paying attention, let’s talk stress eating. I don’t have much of a sweet tooth; but if you want to eat your anxiety…

  • Slim Jim Fizz from The Venture Bros

    Slim Jim Fizz from The Venture Bros

    New Year’s Eve is a time to enjoy effervescent drinks as you celebrate the past year and bring on the next one. The classic is to drink champagne (or a sparkling wine because really who can tell the difference?) at midnight. But to celebrate a truly terrible year, it seems appropriate to toast with a…

  • Ginger Snaps from The Rescuers

    Ginger Snaps from The Rescuers

    It’s that time of year where everyone starts making (or just eating) gingerbread cookies and gingerbread houses and I’m over here wondering why. Once you’ve got the gingerbread made you still have to decorate with icing and candy. I guess that’s half the fun? But it’s also twice the work and, as previously mentioned, I…

  • Taco Pie from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

    Taco Pie from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

    Thanksgiving was over a week ago. However, as noted by Meatwad the Aqua Teen’s “don’t usually celebrate. We ain’t American yet, till we pass that dumb test.” And since I’m not American either (and I hate tests of all kinds) this seemed appropriate. Also (again, probably because I’m not American) I have never in my…

  • Bob’s Burgers Thanksgiving Dinners Ranked

    Bob’s Burgers Thanksgiving Dinners Ranked

    Like Friends before, which I’m told is not a cartoon, Bob’s Burgers has a long history of “disaster related Thanksgiving episodes”. Of course, there are plenty of lists ranking which thanksgiving episodes are best. But what about which thanksgiving dinner is best? Which would I (and you, dear reader, by extension) want to eat? Let’s…

  • Which is the Worst Halloween Candy and Why is it Candy Corn

    Which is the Worst Halloween Candy and Why is it Candy Corn

    Halloween is pretty much cancelled this year. For most people anyway, as I’m sure there are plenty of people who think the scariest thing about a pandemic is not getting free candy. I am (almost) one of those people, but that’s what November 1 is for. That day brings, not free candy, but half-priced candy…