Cartoon Cuisine
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A Flavorless Mush Called Rootmarm
Well, I’ve already made Turnip Juice so it was only a matter of time before I tackled Rootmarm. While Jebediah Springfield doesn’t specify the ingredients in his recipe, he does make sure to note that A Flavorless Mush Called Rootmarm is, in fact, flavorless. So I didn’t add any spices to the mush mix, not even…
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Spock’s Hot Dog
What exactly is the hot dog vendor putting on Leonard Nimoy’s hot dog? I had always thought it was sauerkraut since that’s a traditional hot dog topping. However, the topping in question is never verbalized and so we have this hilarious, but quick, sight gag and nothing more to reference. The point is I’m going…
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Cupid’s Ambrosia
It always amazes me how much people are willing to spend on Valentine’s Day. It reminds of another touchy feely holiday, but this one is somehow ingrained into society. But, if I’m going to spend money on Valentine’s Day my first priority is definitively booze over things like jewelry or flowers. Moe’s Cupid’s Ambrosia includes…
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Bacon Day Breakfast
Ah Bacon Day, something that kind of exists (according to Wikipedia) but, in a more accurate way, doesn’t. Valentines Day, on the other hand, does exist and it’s fast approaching! As we’ve seen previously with her Creative Homemaking Breakfast, Marge likes to express her feelings in breakfast form. Perhaps you can also show your love…
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Moe’s Super Sunday Brunch Spectacular
In honor of the Super Bowl this weekend I decided to go all out and make Moe’s Super Sunday Brunch Spectacular. Ingredients Bologna Bread Directions Place on table to amaze and impress your drunkest friends. Sadly, this is not as spectacular as Moe advertised. Bread and bologna without any type of condiment (mustard being my preferred…
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Butterscotch Chicken
I am not usually one to shy away from sugar encrusted pieces of roast animal. However, the idea of butterscotch chicken seemed a little sickly sweet, if not overkill. I know there are several Asian dishes that include incredibly sweet sauces, such as sweet and sour pork and lemon chicken, but they are not generally my…
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