Category: The Simpsons
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Twinkie Aged for (Almost) Four Years
During times of sheltering in place, one might become desperate for the necessities of life. Perhaps you hoard things like Creamed Eels, Corn Nog and Wadded Beef or perhaps you dive into your emergency Twinkie supply. As discussed here (September 2016) and here (February 2018), I’ve been aiming to age my Twinkie for 10 years…
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Creamed Eels, Corn Nog and Wadded Beef
As mentioned in my previous post, now that we’re all isolated and weird I am going to have to start making some Imagination Recipes. And to me, the perfect place to start is with those scant few Kwik-E-Mart items available to Marge and Lisa during The Simpsons episode Hurricane Neddy. For reference those items are:…
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A Single Plum Floating in Perfume Served in a Man’s Hat from The Simpsons
I can think of at least two things wrong with a single plum floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat. Actually, that’s not true, I can think of MANY things wrong with this cocktail / drink / whatever you want to call it. I know that Barney’s girlfriend, Kako, who is an obvious parody…
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The Homer Simpson Donut
The “traditional” Homer Simpson Donut is a round cake donut, covered with pink frosting and topped with rainbow sprinkles. It looks something like this: And yes, I am including my successful picture right up front, especially after the abomination of a recipe I completed last time! It’s just that I wanted to prove that I’m…
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Marge’s Dessert Dogs
I want to start out by saying that I honestly did TRY to make Marge’s Dessert Dogs as close to The Simpsons as possible. And so, rather then go on a long rambling tale (we’ll get to that). I want to let the picture of this monstrosity say (almost) everything for me: I already made…
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Bacon and Fudge
Happy New Year! It’s a time of renewal and change, and possibly a diet. Of course, whether you need to go on a diet depends entirely on how much you ate throughout December. Also everything you ever ate before that as well. Fun fact: according to some doctors (Dr. Nick maybe??) Bacon and Fudge is…