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Recreating, not elevating, cartoon food (I'm not that talented). Plus other musings depending on how hungry I am.

Chester J. Lampwick Foods – Part One

Jan 24, 2017 Breakfast, The Simpsons

Krusty: I gave him a couple of blintzes to paint my fence but he never did it. Chester J. Lampwick: … Read More

Jan 10, 2017 The Simpsons

Confession time: I might have overdone things during my Window to Weight Gain series. Apparently a diet consisting of the neglected … Read More

Jan 6, 2017 Dessert, Snacks, The Simpsons

The Flanders Family are well known for their bland, boring food. The plain “Popsicle” was a reader request; but then … Read More

Jan 3, 2017 No Fuss, No Muss, The Simpsons

The skin is one of the defining features of a Spanish peanut. By wanting a Spanish peanut without the skin, … Read More

Dec 29, 2016 The Simpsons

And now we come to the end of our Window to Weight Gain series. And what a long, strange, fattening … Read More

Dec 20, 2016 Dinner, The Simpsons

Yes, this is one of those real recipes where I make actual edible food. They can’t all be beer poured … Read More