Category: Beverage

  • A Cool Glass of Turnip Juice

    A Cool Glass of Turnip Juice

    I used a juicer to make A Cool Glass of Turnip Juice since I’m not currently strong enough to crush a turnip one handed. I’m not really sure if I’m strong enough to do that with a lemon to make lemonade either actually. Maybe I need more iron in my diet. Do turnips contain iron? It…

  • Bloaters at the Squidport Jell-O Shooters

    Bloaters at the Squidport Jell-O Shooters

    Bloaters at the Squidport has a solid business model, because I can’t think of any bars that sell Jell-O shots. Why isn’t this more of a thing people? The good news is that even if you can’t buy them while out being a yuppie/slacker, you can make your own Jell-O shots at home and I can teach…

  • The Flaming Homer

    The Flaming Homer

    I know last year on Flaming Moe’s Day aka Veteran’s Day in the US (it can be two things!) I didn’t make this signature drink. As promised, I have made it this year but did not base my recipe on any that I found online. There are many recipes available for a Flaming Homer / Flaming Moe – including…

  • Bart’s Irish Coffee

    Bart’s Irish Coffee

    Yes, I still watch new episodes of The Simpsons. Yes the quality has gone down, significantly, and most episodes are painful. As far as Season 26 episodes go, Bart’s New Friend ranks somewhere in the middle for quality. The premise isn’t all that original; Homer get hypnotized (The Blunder Years anyone?) and thinks he is 10 years…

  • Questo’s Long Island Iced Tea

    Questo’s Long Island Iced Tea

    Unlike Homer, Marge’s drinking is intermittent at best – but surprisingly in this episode she drinks a Long Island Iced Tea on two non-consecutive occasions! It’s no real surprise that this beverage gets Marge drunk, it contains a lot of alcohol. Ingredients Vodka Gin Rum Triple Sec Tequila Lemon Juice Cola (I used Diet Pepsi)…

  • Shake ‘n Bake Coffee

    Shake ‘n Bake Coffee

    I’ve previously discussed that Homer enjoys drinking Buttered Coffee. In that coffee I thought he was using the butter as a replacement for cream. So for the Shake ‘n Bake Coffee, I would say that the Shake ‘n Bake is meant to act as a kind of sugar substitute? A terrible, horrible sugar substitute that I will regret testing for…