Author: Eats Like A Duck

  • No Fuss, No Muss: Clark Bars

    No Fuss, No Muss: Clark Bars

    Clark Bars are not available to purchase in Canada. Luckily for you, dear reader, I’ve got some friends on the “inside”. And by that I mean I know some Americans who occasionally provide me with the sweet, sweet candy I need to make this blog happen. Given that trying Clark Bars was a reader request…

  • No Fuss, No Muss: All Marshmallows Cereal

    No Fuss, No Muss: All Marshmallows Cereal

    Despite what some people might think (based on my writing and choice of foods), I am not a 10-year-old boy. Which is probably why I don’t want to eat a cereal that is entirely marshmallows, per Bart’s suggestion. Even when I actually was 10 years old, I recall not minding the little cardboard somewhat “healthy”…

  • Chester J. Lampwick’s Liver and Onions

    Chester J. Lampwick’s Liver and Onions

    I pride myself on trying any food once. For example, I enjoy eating things like tripe and chicken feet. I also love pâté, so I should also, also love liver and onions…but no I couldn’t do it. Right from the start of making Chester J. Lampwick’s Liver and Onions, I knew I couldn’t do it.…

  • Holidays of Future Passed Christmas Cookies

    Holidays of Future Passed Christmas Cookies

    Holidays of Future Passed has been praised as a “return to classic Simpsons” episode; I wouldn’t go that far, although I did enjoy it. What I didn’t enjoy was making Marge’s insanely giant portioned cookie recipe because whoever created it doesn’t understand how sugar cookies work AT ALL. First, let’s take a look at the Holidays…

  • Latke Bar

    Latke Bar

    So far, my track record with Jewish cuisine has been pretty hit or miss. I didn’t care for Noodle Kugle (so sweet for a dinner dish) and Blintzes (was it the filling?). I think this is mostly that I just suck at making Jewish recipes, but I had high hopes for the Latke Bar! I…

  • Marge vs. Kim Basinger Manwich

    Marge vs. Kim Basinger Manwich

    First, I want to start this post by pointing out that I failed miserably at taking most of the pictures necessary to prove that I made this. You can say “pics or it didn’t happen” and I can appreciate that. But at the same time, I’ve been writing this blog for the past three years…