No Fuss, No Muss: Clark Bars
Bart: Check the authenticator spot.
Authenticator Spot: This is an authentic Hullabalooza ticket. For authentic refreshment, eat Clark bars and for totally outrageous class rings, it’s Jostens. Go, Jostens!
The Simpsons | Season 7 - Episode 24
Clark Bars are not available to purchase in Canada. Luckily for you, dear reader, I’ve got some friends on the “inside”. And by that I mean I know some Americans who occasionally provide me with the sweet, sweet candy I need to make this blog happen. Given that trying Clark Bars was a reader request (side note: I do plan to make ALL reader requests by the year 2030) I had to put in another American food request.
I am a big fan of chocolate and peanut butter, so I actually wish I could buy Clark Bars in Canada. I definitely would! Of course, there aren’t any other peanut butter and chocolate candy bars associated with The Simpsons. So there’s not really anything I have to add related to that particular topic…
Fun fact: Clark Bars (and Jostens too) are legit old-timey businesses that have both been around for over 100 years. I can see how an event like Hullabalooza would be sponsored by such upstanding companies. Especially given their stellar record for providing quality vet care for all their freaks.
Cromulence: 8 Smiling Politelys out of 10
No Fuss, No Muss Clark Bars From: Homerpalooza (The Simpsons Season 7 – Episode 24)