No Fuss, No Muss: Clark Bars

4 Comments  | No Fuss, No Muss, The Simpsons

Bart: Check the authenticator spot.
Authenticator Spot: This is an authentic Hullabalooza ticket. For authentic refreshment, eat Clark bars and for totally outrageous class rings, it’s Jostens. Go, Jostens!
– Homerpalooza 

The Simpsons | Season 7 - Episode 24

Clark Bars are not available to purchase in Canada. Luckily for you, dear reader, I’ve got some friends on the “inside”. And by that I mean I know some Americans who occasionally provide me with the sweet, sweet candy I need to make this blog happen. Given that trying Clark Bars was a reader request (side note: I do plan to make ALL reader requests by the year 2030) I had to put in another American food request.

I am a big fan of chocolate and peanut butter, so I actually wish I could buy Clark Bars in Canada. I definitely would! Of course, there aren’t any other peanut butter and chocolate candy bars associated with The Simpsons. So there’s not really anything I have to add related to that particular topic…

Fun fact: Clark Bars (and Jostens too) are legit old-timey businesses that have both been around for over 100 years. I can see how an event like Hullabalooza would be sponsored by such upstanding companies. Especially given their stellar record for providing quality vet care for all their freaks.

Cromulence: 8 Smiling Politelys out of 10

No Fuss, No Muss Clark Bars From: Homerpalooza (The Simpsons Season 7 – Episode 24)

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Eats Like A Duck

Lauren (aka Eats Like A Duck) has been writing about The Simpsons for years and decided to move onto discussing all cartoons because they don't have to have messages. They’re just a bunch of hilarious stuff. You know, like people getting hurt and stuff, stuff like that. She’s probably going to keep quoting The Simpsons on this blog and there’s really nothing you can do about it.

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Patrick Ehland

Clark Bars! From my hometown of Yinzburgh, PA! I’m glad you found them quite cromulent.

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Eatslikeaduck

I felt embiggened right after eating them!

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Glenn S.

I don’t know if Bart would agree with you on your “lack of any other peanut butter and chocolate bars associated with The Simpsons” comment.

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Eatslikeaduck

Perhaps, as Rainier Wolfcastle would say, “that’s the Joke”.

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