Author: Eats Like A Duck

  • Moe Madness Final Bracket

    Moe Madness Final Bracket

    Remember when I started that Moe Madness bracket all the way back in March? No? Yeah, it seems like I kind of didn’t remember either. Anyway, I did manage to make all the entries and here are my final, definitive results in the Moe Madness Final Bracket: In a stunning victory Moe’s Hobo Chicken Chili beats…

  • Million Dollar Birthday Fries

    Million Dollar Birthday Fries

    Ok, yes, I didn’t put the Million Dollar Birthday Fries basket on my head. I had enough trouble just getting the sparklers to work because they set off the fire alarm in my house – oh and the alarm told me that both fire AND carbon dioxide were detected. I’m frantically trying to get a…

  • Guilt Free Steak-Fish Fillets

    Guilt Free Steak-Fish Fillets

    Before I got into the Guilt Free Steak-Fish Fillets preparation and cooking, I needed to do some research – because what is a steak-fish exactly? Is there such a thing as bottom-feeding suction eel? Also, spoiler alert: I bought ready to serve eel. Because skinning and gutting an eel…look I just wasn’t in the mood.…

  • Moe’s Pickled Eggs

    Moe’s Pickled Eggs

    Note: today’s entry (Moe’s Pickled Eggs) was written by fabulous guest writer Dan Rudy! Uncle Moe’s Family Feedbag is all well and fun, but once the last of the fire extinguishers with their painful memories of Moe Madness are gone, nothing says “dank pit” like an egg pulled from a big jar of brine. From…

  • Amtrak Style Hot Dog

    Amtrak Style Hot Dog

    This is the last menu item on the “Todays Specials” board from Uncle Moe’s Family Feedbag. Unlike the Flestaritos or Ranchy Wingy-Thingys, we actually get a brief glimpse of what Amtrak Style Hot Dogs look like. They appear to look like hot dogs, fascinating! Back when I was in school, I used to work summers at an…

  • Ranchy Wingy-Thingys

    Ranchy Wingy-Thingys

    And now we come to the second entry in my “things I read incorrectly on a screenshot” series. Otherwise known as the Ranchy Wingy-Thingys, previously thought to be Crunchy Wingy-Thingys. With both interpretations, I was obviously going to make chicken wings, but in this version they are less crunchy and more absolutely doused in ranch…