Window to Weight Gain – Homer’s Shopping Cart
Homer: Oh, it’s a dream come true, boy. I can- Nay, I must eat everything I’ve always wanted. Now, come on. Every second I’m out of bed I’m burning precious calories. Now get grabbin’.
– King-Size Homer
The Simpsons | Season 7 - Episode 7
Homer’s Shopping Cart contains a variety of interesting purchases. The following is a breakdown of what he buys while at the grocery store:
Of those items, I think I would especially like to try Ham Ahoy. Mostly because I can’t resist a pig wearing a captains hat. What it would actually taste like is up for debate. Thoughts?
Homer’s Shopping Cart From: King-Size Homer (The Simpsons Season 7 – Episode 7)
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I always assumed TUBBBB! was just a bucket of lard
That’s actually how I pictured it too. That it turns out TUBBB! is actually chip dip is kind of surprising.
I was watching Two Bad Neighbours and TUBBB! makes a cameo! Homer is dipping his Chippos into it so…. mystery solved?
Amazing. You are truly the hero this blog needs.
Cheese and rice. Repulsed, yet intrigued.
Since I’ll eat anything with cheese on it, this is something that is going to have to happen.
That’s cheese and rice that’s ALSO deep fried. And the rule is that all things taste more delicious when fried. So yes.
I’d wanna get my hands on a TUBB! since it’s so vague. I’m imagining a giant tub of margarine. Is it a reference to a real product I won’t know since I’m not from the North American area?
As far as I can tell this isn’t based on anything. Research on Urban Dictionary isn’t much help: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tubbb! and another site describes it as “just the cream from inside an Oreo” so basically a giant bucket of edible, delicious oil?
I imagine Ham Ahoy is some sort of ham spread. Like Deviled Ham, or a name brand version of “potted meat product.”
Well, since regular ham doesn’t thrill me anymore, I would gladly accept something similar to Deviled Ham!
Probably like spam
Spam but with a nautical theme!
Nautical Spam… so, Spam mixed with imitation crabmeat? I would eat that.
Maybe through some plankton in there too to really give it an extra kick.