Window to Weight Gain – Homer’s Shopping Cart


Homer: Oh, it’s a dream come true, boy. I can- Nay, I must eat everything I’ve always wanted. Now, come on. Every second I’m out of bed I’m burning precious calories. Now get grabbin’.
– King-Size Homer 

The Simpsons | Season 7 - Episode 7

Homer’s Shopping Cart contains a variety of interesting purchases. The following is a breakdown of what he buys while at the grocery store:

Ham Ahoy Screenshot

 

Tubbb Screenshot

Cheezus H Rice Screenshot

Uncle Jim's Country Fillin Screenshot

Of those items, I think I would especially like to try Ham Ahoy. Mostly because I can’t resist a pig wearing a captains hat. What it would actually taste like is up for debate. Thoughts?

Homer’s Shopping Cart From: King-Size Homer (The Simpsons Season 7 – Episode 7)

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I always assumed TUBBBB! was just a bucket of lard

Eatslikeaduck
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That’s actually how I pictured it too. That it turns out TUBBB! is actually chip dip is kind of surprising.

teightytwo
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I was watching Two Bad Neighbours and TUBBB! makes a cameo! Homer is dipping his Chippos into it so…. mystery solved?

Eatslikeaduck
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Amazing. You are truly the hero this blog needs.

jacsmalls
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jacsmalls

Cheese and rice. Repulsed, yet intrigued.

Eatslikeaduck
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Since I’ll eat anything with cheese on it, this is something that is going to have to happen.

Hyatt
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Hyatt

Arancini?

Eatslikeaduck
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That’s cheese and rice that’s ALSO deep fried. And the rule is that all things taste more delicious when fried. So yes.

teightytwo
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I’d wanna get my hands on a TUBB! since it’s so vague. I’m imagining a giant tub of margarine. Is it a reference to a real product I won’t know since I’m not from the North American area?

Eatslikeaduck
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As far as I can tell this isn’t based on anything. Research on Urban Dictionary isn’t much help: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tubbb! and another site describes it as “just the cream from inside an Oreo” so basically a giant bucket of edible, delicious oil?

Chris Morgan
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I imagine Ham Ahoy is some sort of ham spread. Like Deviled Ham, or a name brand version of “potted meat product.”

Eatslikeaduck
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Well, since regular ham doesn’t thrill me anymore, I would gladly accept something similar to Deviled Ham!

Josh
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Josh

Probably like spam

Eatslikeaduck
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Spam but with a nautical theme!

Joseph Allen
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Joseph Allen

Nautical Spam… so, Spam mixed with imitation crabmeat? I would eat that.

Eatslikeaduck
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Maybe through some plankton in there too to really give it an extra kick.