Window to Weight Gain – Homer’s Shopping Cart

Homer’s Shopping Cart contains a variety of interesting purchases. The following is a breakdown of what he buys while at the grocery store:





Of those items, I think I would especially like to try Ham Ahoy. Mostly because I can’t resist a pig wearing a captains hat. What it would actually taste like is up for debate. Thoughts?

Homer’s Shopping Cart From: King-Size Homer (The Simpsons Season 7 – Episode 7)

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16 Responses to “Window to Weight Gain – Homer’s Shopping Cart”

  1. kuribo2015 Avatar

    I always assumed TUBBBB! was just a bucket of lard

    1. Eatslikeaduck Avatar

      That’s actually how I pictured it too. That it turns out TUBBB! is actually chip dip is kind of surprising.

  2. teightytwo Avatar

    I was watching Two Bad Neighbours and TUBBB! makes a cameo! Homer is dipping his Chippos into it so…. mystery solved?

    1. Eatslikeaduck Avatar

      Amazing. You are truly the hero this blog needs.

  3. jacsmalls Avatar

    Cheese and rice. Repulsed, yet intrigued.

    1. Eatslikeaduck Avatar

      Since I’ll eat anything with cheese on it, this is something that is going to have to happen.

    2. Hyatt Avatar


      1. Eatslikeaduck Avatar

        That’s cheese and rice that’s ALSO deep fried. And the rule is that all things taste more delicious when fried. So yes.

  4. teightytwo Avatar

    I’d wanna get my hands on a TUBB! since it’s so vague. I’m imagining a giant tub of margarine. Is it a reference to a real product I won’t know since I’m not from the North American area?

    1. Eatslikeaduck Avatar

      As far as I can tell this isn’t based on anything. Research on Urban Dictionary isn’t much help:! and another site describes it as “just the cream from inside an Oreo” so basically a giant bucket of edible, delicious oil?

  5. Chris Morgan Avatar

    I imagine Ham Ahoy is some sort of ham spread. Like Deviled Ham, or a name brand version of “potted meat product.”

    1. Eatslikeaduck Avatar

      Well, since regular ham doesn’t thrill me anymore, I would gladly accept something similar to Deviled Ham!

  6. Josh Avatar

    Probably like spam

    1. Eatslikeaduck Avatar

      Spam but with a nautical theme!

      1. Joseph Allen Avatar
        Joseph Allen

        Nautical Spam… so, Spam mixed with imitation crabmeat? I would eat that.

        1. Eatslikeaduck Avatar

          Maybe through some plankton in there too to really give it an extra kick.

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