Cartoon Cuisine
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Steamed Limes
In this episode Marge goes on a crusade against sugar and gets it banned from Springfield to try and make everyone healthier. That plot makes sense, Marge is always trying to improve people. But her dessert of choice once sugar is banned are Steamed Limes? Limes are a fruit yes, but why can’t everyone just have…
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Moe Madness Final Bracket
Remember when I started that Moe Madness bracket all the way back in March? No? Yeah, it seems like I kind of didn’t remember either. Anyway, I did manage to make all the entries and here are my final, definitive results in the Moe Madness Final Bracket: In a stunning victory Moe’s Hobo Chicken Chili beats…
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Million Dollar Birthday Fries
Ok, yes, I didn’t put the Million Dollar Birthday Fries basket on my head. I had enough trouble just getting the sparklers to work because they set off the fire alarm in my house – oh and the alarm told me that both fire AND carbon dioxide were detected. I’m frantically trying to get a…
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Guilt Free Steak-Fish Fillets
Before I got into the Guilt Free Steak-Fish Fillets preparation and cooking, I needed to do some research – because what is a steak-fish exactly? Is there such a thing as bottom-feeding suction eel? Also, spoiler alert: I bought ready to serve eel. Because skinning and gutting an eel…look I just wasn’t in the mood.…
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The Toilet Sandwich from Futurama
“Parasites Lost” might very well be THE textbook flawless Futurama episode. It involves the entire crew in an adventure that explores classic science fiction tropes, managing to balance humor, sci-fi, and human drama in perfect proportion, something that seemed to be in abundance in the show’s third season. It also introduces us to one of…
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Moe’s Pickled Eggs
Note: today’s entry (Moe’s Pickled Eggs) was written by fabulous guest writer Dan Rudy! Uncle Moe’s Family Feedbag is all well and fun, but once the last of the fire extinguishers with their painful memories of Moe Madness are gone, nothing says “dank pit” like an egg pulled from a big jar of brine. From…
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