Category: The Simpsons
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A Cool Glass of Turnip Juice
I used a juicer to make A Cool Glass of Turnip Juice since I’m not currently strong enough to crush a turnip one handed. I’m not really sure if I’m strong enough to do that with a lemon to make lemonade either actually. Maybe I need more iron in my diet. Do turnips contain iron? It…
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Giant Hot Chocolate Marshmallow
I consider this recipe a partial success because I don’t think it’s possible to create a giant inflated marshmallow based on how stupidly delicate marshmallows are. I’m sure some sort of scientician will chime in and tell me that obviously I should have done…something with liquid nitrogen maybe, I don’t know. Before I get into…
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Cheeto Root Beer Noodles
Let’s start with the obvious first, this episode is terrible but the Cheeto Root Beer Noodles recipe is hilarious and so I decided to make it. But I want to briefly discuss the episode first, because it just illustrates all that is broken with later season episodes of The Simpsons. Bart discovers he has an…
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Bloaters at the Squidport Jell-O Shooters
Bloaters at the Squidport has a solid business model, because I can’t think of any bars that sell Jell-O shots. Why isn’t this more of a thing people? The good news is that even if you can’t buy them while out being a yuppie/slacker, you can make your own Jell-O shots at home and I can teach…
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To a Whale of a Wife Cake
Several years ago a friend asked me if I wanted to take a cake decorating class at Michael’s, which I did. However, my skills in areas such as “being thorough” and “paying attention” may have hindered my chances of truly excelling in the class. Despite my less than stellar performance, I got a certificate. Although,…
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Nice, Healthy Oatmeal
Everything on The Simpsons is cyclical, even the food. Homer claims he doesn’t want to eat healthy oatmeal because there is a bug on it. Although, the bug would add some nice protein to an already nutritious meal. Yet in the Season 24 Simpsons episode “Pulpit Friction” there is quick throwaway gag about Bart adding…