Author: Eats Like A Duck
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No Fuss, No Muss: Apple Cider and Apple Juice
Of course in Canada the whole thing is flip-flopped, damn Canadians! And yet, at the same time knowing the difference between Apple Cider and Apple Juice is something that has never once occurred to me. If you’re paying attention, oh reasonable reader, you might notice that I am using sparkling apple wine for this product comparison.…
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Bubble Crum
According to the packaging Bubble Crum is “Crun-Chewy”, which sounds just awful. So when making this recipe, I made sure to include a cracker that was crunchy. I went with Ryvita crackers, although I doubt Homer would seek out something so healthy. Still, his interest in combining gum with other foods is well documented, so…
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Bart’s Manhattan
I wanted this Manhattan recipe to be as authentic as possible to the one on the show. But even with all my freeze frame powers, I wasn’t able to get a screenshot of the Manhattan recipe that was totally clear. This was the best I could do: Now, the whole point of Bart’s Manhattan is…
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Marge’s Peanut Butter Brownies
I think we can all assume, based on how critical Llewelyn Sinclair is, that Marge’s Peanut Butter Brownies are most likely not banal at all. How can you go wrong with chocolate and peanut butter? I based my recipe on this one, with some variations in sugar type and salt. Also, the recipe called for…
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Wordloaf Dinner Garlic Mashed Potatoes
I’ve never understood people who try to make “healthy” garlic mashed potatoes, the kind of mashed potatoes that are so dry you need to douse them in gravy for it to taste palatable. Clearly, the Wordloaf Dinner Garlic Mashed Potatoes are good because we all know Tom Wolfe has excellent taste in mashed foods. My…
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Coleslaw with Pineapple and German Potato Salad
While The Simpsons have many Halloween and Christmas themed episodes, Easter ones are much rarer. And Simpsons Bible Stories isn’t even really about Easter, but what are you gonna do? I guess I’ll make Coleslaw with Pineapple and German Potato Salad! I didn’t really know what German potato salad was until I started researching this recipe. It’s…