Author: Eats Like A Duck

  • Wheatcakes For Mr. Mayor

    Wheatcakes For Mr. Mayor

    What exactly are wheatcakes? In the episode they looked like pancakes, so at first I thought these were just a regular pancake made with whole wheat flour. Turns out that the recipe for wheatcakes or wheat cakes (depending on your spelling) is just as subjective as a pancakes recipe. A few constants I found are…

  • Window to Weight Gain – The Pop Tart Sandwich

    Window to Weight Gain – The Pop Tart Sandwich

    As usual, Dr. Nick really comes through with the solid medical advice…at least when it comes to gaining a ridiculous amount of weight. As much as I wanted to try chewing bacon instead of gum, I knew this would be a bad idea for a few reasons. Speaking of things that probably aren’t good for…

  • Window to Weight Gain – The Neglected Food Groups

    Window to Weight Gain – The Neglected Food Groups

    While some doctors can’t stop talking about things like eating enough vegetables, Dr. Nick is on the front lines of the slow, steady gorging process movement. Let’s take a more in depth look at the Neglected Food Groups, shall we? This chart is dominated by sweet items. While Congealed might be listed, I don’t see…

  • Caramel Cod

    Caramel Cod

    Cod is a delicious white fish that I enjoy eating. Caramel is a sweet sauce that is fun to eat on top of ice cream. Put those two things together and you’ve got an interesting (by that I mean gross) experience to say the least. I was surprised to find that Caramel Cod is kind…

  • Marge’s Famous Raisin Sponge Cake

    Marge’s Famous Raisin Sponge Cake

    I am doubtful as to whether kids love the zing of raisins. I (as a somewhat grown adult) am fairly indifferent to their zing myself. But raisins aren’t the real point of this Raisin Sponge Cake recipe. Plus I’m supposed to burn a perfectly serviceable cake and then cover it in pink frosting! I used the following…

  • Various Eggs

    Various Eggs

    I am a big fan of eating breakfast for dinner. After making this recipe, I am not a fan of eating ONLY eggs for dinner. Homer has the following on his plate of Various Eggs: two sunny side up eggs, four deviled eggs, and three hard boiled eggs. That is the equivalent of seven eggs! Obviously…