Author: Eats Like A Duck

  • Pretzel Wagon Pretzels

    Pretzel Wagon Pretzels

    There aren’t many Simpsons episodes that focus almost exclusively on food as The Twisted World of Marge Simpson. The fact that both the Italian and Japanese mafias get involved just makes things that much more entertaining. Despite being featured heavily throughout the episode we’re never given a clear ingredient list or instructions on how to…

  • Little Meatloaf Men

    Little Meatloaf Men

    I’m surprised that Bart is so enthusiastic about the Little Meatloaf Men, given the following previous exchange: Bart: Oh, yuck. Meatloaf. My most hated of all loafs. Homer: That was an end piece! That’s it! Being abusive to your family is one thing, but I will not stand idly by and watch you feed a…

  • Marge’s Air Show Ear Plugs

    Marge’s Air Show Ear Plugs

    Marge is a prolific baker, but the Air Show Ear Plugs recipe confuses me for a few reasons. First, because ear plugs already exist in non-dough form and are not expensive to buy. What is possibly preventing Marge from just going to the Kwik-E-Mart and buying ear plugs compared to making them out of dough? Also,…

  • Five Pounds of Spaghetti Compressed into One Handy, Mouth-Sized Bar

    Five Pounds of Spaghetti Compressed into One Handy, Mouth-Sized Bar

    We all know that eating two spaghetti meals in one day is something to be worried about. Well, it’s something that Milhouse’s dad is worried about anyway. But what about eating a spaghetti meal in concentrated bar form? Would making a compressed spaghetti bar unleash its awesome power and allow me to climb a mountain?…

  • A 10 Pound Bag of Flour

    A 10 Pound Bag of Flour

    Homer’s eating habits are one of my main sources of inspiration for this blog. However, this recipe wasn’t really on my to do pile (I have a to-do pile?!) until a loyal reader requested it. So I guess it’s time to eat a 10 pound bag of flour? If only I had my sugar bag…

  • Twinkie Aged for 10 Years

    Twinkie Aged for 10 Years

    I have my doubts about making a Twinkie Aged for 10 Years in the hopes that it will turn into liquor. Mostly because if this article is to be believed a 40-year-old Twinkie looks pretty similar to a one month old Twinkie. Plus, in “making” this drink I have already managed to debunk a completely…