Wolfgang Puck vs Marge Simpson Rice Krispie Squares


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Wolfgang Puck: Try my Rice Krispie Squares. They are wasabi-infused with a Portobello glaze. And you can buy them at the airport.
Marge: I make mine with M&M’s.
Wolfgang Puck: With M&M’s? Now that’s what I call fusion. I could sell them on the Internet. To the Puck-mobile!
– The Bart Wants What It Wants 

The Simpsons | Season 13 - Episode 11

Not that I had any reason to doubt the authenticity of The Simpsons, but you can totally buy Wolfgang Puck’s “Rice Crispy Bites” at the airport. I spotted these on a recent trip to Mexico:

Wolfgang Puck Rice Crispy Bites

Sadly they were not wasabi-infused with a portobello glaze, so I’m left to recreate this recipe on my own. Again!

Ingredients

Wolfgang Puck’s Recipe

  • 1/2 Cup Rice Krispies
  • 6 Marshmallows
  • 1 Tablespoon Butter
  • 1 Tablespoon Wasabi Powder
  • 1 Portobello Mushroom

Marge Simpson’s Recipe

  • 6 cups Rice Krispies cereal
  • 1 Bag of Marshmallows
  • 1/4 Cup of Butter
  • 1/2 Cup M&M’s

Directions

Wolfgang Puck’s Recipe

Heat saucepan on low heat and add marshmallows. Next add wasabi powder until combined. Quickly add Rice Krispies until combined. Pour into a well-butter dish. Finely dice Portobello mushroom. Combine with water in a saucepan and reduce until it creates a glaze pour on top of cooled wasabi-infused Rice Krispie square.

Wasabi-infused with a Portobello Glaze Rice Krispie Squares 1

Note: I intentionally didn’t glaze the entire Rice Krispie square because I wanted to taste the components of the wasabi part and the wasabi-glaze part separately and together.

Wasabi-infused with a Portobello Glaze Rice Krispie Squares 2

Marge Simpson’s Recipe

This is my standard Rice Krispie Square recipe, with M&M’s added at the end. Heat a large saucepan on low heat and add butter, then slowly add marshmallows a handful at a time. Melt the marshmallows until they are completely liquid. Add Rice Krispies into the still hot mixture. Quickly combine ingredients before finally adding M&M’s. Pour into a well-buttered pan.

M&M Rice Krispie Squares

Two things I learned from trying these recipes, neither of them surprising. Adding M&M’s to Rice Krispie squares makes them even more delicious. Adding wasabi and mushrooms does not. I know I shouldn’t be surprised about the wasabi/Portobello version tasting bad, I was just hoping somehow it would taste good, sort of a salty-sweet kind of thing. I mean, if Wolfgang Puck is selling it then it must be good, but alas this was not what I was hoping for.

I’m open to suggestions on how to improve this so that it would actually be tasty? Should I use less wasabi? Try for a sweeter glaze with mushrooms and some sugar? Stop worrying about this because there is no way to make it taste good? There are so many possibilities, I just need to get to the Puck-mobile!

Cromulence: Wolfgang Puck’s Recipe 3 Canadian Graffitis out of 10 / Marge Simpson’s Recipe 10 Canadian Olympic Basketball Teams out of 10

Wolfgang Puck vs. Marge Simpson Rice Krispie Squares Recipe From: The Bart Wants What It Wants (The Simpsons Season 13 – Episode 11)

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Samuel Chin Orozco
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What did you expect from a Madman like Wolfgang Puck who thing put M&Ms in Rice kirispies squeares is “fusion cuisine”?

Eatslikeaduck
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I’m not sure, but I would really like to see what the Puck-mobile looks like.

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10-foot hoagie kept behind the radiator for a week

Eatslikeaduck
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I don’t currently live in a place with a radiator. So what I’m thinking is leave it on the deck so it will get plenty of sunlight and see what happens there.