Marge’s Marshmallow Squares
Bake Sale Customer: Oh, do you have any of those delicious marshmallow squares?
Maude: Sorry. Marge Simpson makes those.
Bake Sale Customer: Oh, darn!
Park Ranger: Fifteen dollars short. Exactly what Marge Simpson’s marshmallow squares bring in.
Mayor Quimby: Can we still afford that statue of Lincoln?
Park Ranger: No, I’m afraid we’ll have to go with something cheaper.
– Marge in Chains
The Simpsons | Season 4 - Episode 21
Marshmallow Squares make a few appearances in early seasons of The Simpsons. Which is important to note because early on they are specifically called Marshmallow Squares and NOT Rice Krispie Squares, which makes me think of a novelty flying disc for some reason.
Mr. Burns: Hello, Simpson. My lawyers and I were in the neighborhood and thought we’d stop by.
Marge: Would you like to come in for tea and marshmallow squares?
Lawyers: [Murmuring] Yes, he would.
– Homer Goes to College (The Simpsons Season 5 – Episode 3)
But later on, the show dropped all pretense of avoiding copyright infringement and started actually calling them Rice Krispie Squares:
Ben: Pretty cool of your mom to let us hang out here.
Erin: Not like my mom. She’d be butting in with Rice Krispie squares and Tang.
– Summer of 4 Ft. 2 (The Simpsons Season 7 – Episode 25)
Marshmallow Squares or Rice Krispie Squares, the rule is the same: do NOT follow the Kelloggs recipe because the ratio of marshmallows to cereal (6 cups cereal to 1 package marshmallows) results in a dry square. I think Marge would put more love in her Rice Krispie Squares and so the ratio here is 6 cups cereal to 1 bag marshmallows AND half a bag of mini marshmallows. According to a scientian I know, that means it’s much healthier.
- 6 Cups Rice Krispies cereal
- 1 Bag of Marshmallows
- 1/2 Bag of Mini Marshmallows
- 1/4 Cup of Butter
Make sure your saucepan is large enough for both the marshmallows and the Rice Krispie cereal, because you will cook everything in one pot. Heat a large saucepan on low heat and add butter, then slowly add large marshmallows half a dozen at a time. Melt the large marshmallows until they are completely liquid, then add all smaller marshmallows immediately after. These should not be melted. Immediately add Rice Krispies into the still hot mixture. Quickly combine ingredients before pouring into a well-buttered pan.
Call them Marshmallow Squares or Rice Krispie Squares either way they are delicious. After all, bake sale customers don’t waste their time on oatmeal cookies, they go for the good stuff.
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Marshmallow Squares / Rice Krispie Squares Recipe From: Marge in Chains (The Simpsons Season 4 – Episode 21) / Homer Goes to College (The Simpsons Season 5 – Episode 3) / Summer of 4 Ft. 2 (The Simpsons Season 7 – Episode 25)