Creamery Butter Candy Bar

This is the second and final entry in the rich, creamery butter series of jokes from the B-plot of Bart’s Friend Falls in Love. The Creamery Butter Candy Bar is much less well known that the more famous Good Morning Burger, I think both because it’s not as “outlandish” as the burger, especially since dessert is inherently unhealthy.

On a more serious note, jokes like this kind of make me yearn for a world where more foods are just always covered in butter. I realize that would be ridiculously unhealthy, but at the same time I wouldn’t exactly say no to having melted butter as a side to most meals, kind of like ketchup and mustard. Perhaps we all need a little more butter in our lives? Of course, we actually don’t – like at ALL. But it was nice to think about all the same.


  • Pure milk chocolate
  • Farm fresh honey
  • Granulated sugar
  • Icing sugar
  • Brown sugar
  • Coconut sugar
  • Rich, creamery butter


Pour honey over chocolate. Add a spoonful of four kinds of sugar. Dip in rich, creamery butter. Consume before the butter melts the chocolate.


I didn’t think this would all work together, but it really does. The sugar added a nice crunch and the butter added a salty taste that created a surprisingly well executed dessert. If I could, I would totally eat this with one of those metal deelies…you use to…dig…food… A spoon! Yeah, yeah. But it’s probably better that I don’t do that as previously discussed.

Cromulence: 9 Subliminally Slims out of 10

Creamery Butter Candy Bar Recipe from: Bart’s Friend Falls in Love (The Simpsons Season 3 – Episode 23)






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