A Fresh Batch of America Balls


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Marge: Bart? Why are you doing that?
Bart: Our class is making refreshments for Skinner’s party. These are in honor of his army days.
Marge: That explains the flags, but what about the dog food?
Bart: My theory is: Skinner likes dog food!
Marge: Mmmm…Let’s bake him a cake!
Homer: Ooh! A fresh batch of America balls! [eats dog food balls]
– The Principal and The Pauper

The Simpsons | Season 9 - Episode 2

Happy (almost) Independence Day! In honor of this special occasion I had to make the most patriotic food I could think of: A Fresh Batch of America Balls! So this is a special recipe for me since it’s not an “I’m Not Making That” type of recipe, so much as an “I’m Not Eating That” type of recipe. Because, no, I’m not eating dog food.

Do you know what dog food is made of? It’s mostly just snouts and entrails…and little pieces of bone based on my experience of molding the dog food into balls. I guess it could be worse, I could have been working with Carrot Cat Food (88% Ash, 12% Carrots). Either way, making A Fresh Batch of America Balls was actually more gross then I had anticipated.

Ingredients:

  • Dog Food
  • Miniature American Flags (for some)

America Balls Ingredients

Directions:

Roll dog food into balls, place miniature American Flags into each ball. Serve “fresh”.

America Balls

As you can see in the above picture, I bought the cheapest dog food I could find for the America Balls recipe; because what is more American than buying dog food for one dollar? I suppose you get what you pay for though, because this smelled just awful and, as mentioned above, there were lots of bones in the mixture too. Those two factors alone convinced me not to eat A Fresh Batch of America Balls and quite frankly, I’m ok with that.

Cromulence: Unknown. I’m making that, but I’m not eating that

A Fresh Batch of America Balls Recipe From: The Principal and The Pauper (The Simpsons Season 9 – Episode 2)

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This American Balls recipe is from episode 2 season 9 not what is already stated.

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D’oh! And fixed! Thanks for being so diligent, would you like an editing job here at ELAD? I can pay in you America Balls…