Author: Eats Like A Duck
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Homer’s Lawnmower
So first of all, I didn’t make the Rum and Zinc – I only made Homer’s Lawnmower. Here are my reasons: I’m thankful that I live in live in a world of telephones, car batteries, handguns, and many things made of zinc. No way am I depleting the precious zinc supply by trying to dissolve…
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Hi-C and Fluffernutters
I always strive to make my recipes as close to the show Simpsons as possible. That’s pretty much the whole point of this thing. But sometimes geography gets in the way. And by that I mean that Hi-C basically doesn’t exist where I live, which is why this recipe is considered “Hi-C” and Fluffernutters. Instead…
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The Bully Chase Snack
Since I wasn’t technically a NERRRRRRRRDDD in school I never had to flee from bullies. Thus I never had to eat such a bizarre snack as a hard boiled egg and prune juice. But from a nutritional standpoint, should you eat The Bully Chase Snack after you’ve been running while wearing shoes that correct fallen…
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Homemade Organic Non-Gluten Fair Trade Zucchini Cupcakes
It seems like so many people are discovering they are gluten intolerant because they experience stomach problems, skin issues, trouble sleeping, mild foot pain, or their hair was kind looking weird that one time. Personally, I don’t care if someone chooses not to eat gluten, just like I don’t care if they choose not to drink alcohol…
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Gazpacho For All
For years I thought that Barney’s taunt “Go back to Russia” was mocking Lisa because he thought Russian’s couldn’t afford meat. But I recently have considered that maybe Barney was mistaking Gazpacho for Borscht? Russian’s traditionally eat Borscht you see. The line works perfectly either way but having eaten both types of soup, I have…
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Duff Gardens Beer Smoothie
The temperature has been rising in my part of the world, prompting me to search for a cooling beverage. Selma’s cooling beverage of choice is the Duff Gardens Beer Smoothie, but what is a smoothie exactly? Well, Webster’s dictionary describes a smoothie as “a smooth-tongued person”. Wait, no. A smoothie is “a creamy beverage made…