Duff Gardens Beer Smoothie


Selma: Oh! This looks like fun. A bench. Kids, what do ya say you go get your Aunt Selma a beer smoothie?
– Selma’s Choice

The Simpsons | Season 4 - Episode 13

The temperature has been rising in my part of the world, prompting me to search for a cooling beverage. Selma’s cooling beverage of choice is the Duff Gardens Beer Smoothie, but what is a smoothie exactly? Well, Webster’s dictionary describes a smoothie as “a smooth-tongued person”. Wait, no. A smoothie is “a creamy beverage made of fruit blended with juice, milk, or yogurt.” So to make a beer smoothie you throw fruit, dairy, and beer in a blender – the possibilities are endless! We never get to see what the Duff Gardens variety looks like and there aren’t many other examples online, so I decided to keep things simple.

As previously mentioned in the Skittlebräu recipe, Duff beer is basically Budweiser. However, I wanted to class things up a little for my beer smoothie, so I decided to make this with Tuborg since it is the beer of Danish kings.


  • Tuborg
  • Frozen Raspberries
  • Strawberry and Vanilla Ice Cream


Add 2-3 scoops of strawberry and/or vanilla ice cream to a blender, depending on what you’ve got available – I used both since I had some Neapolitan ice cream leftover. Next, add 1/2 a cup of frozen raspberries and 1/2 a cup of beer. Blend until well combined. If the mixture is too thick, add more beer.

Duff Gardens Beer Smoothie

Meh. The combination was tasty enough and this would definitely be refreshing on a hot day walking through an amusement park. You know what would be even more refreshing though? A nice cold beer. Or, a nice cold smoothie followed by a nice cold beer. It’s not that this combination is necessarily bad; it’s just that much like Milhouse’s parents, these items are better apart then they are together.

Cromulence: 5 Homercles’ out of 10

Duff Gardens Beer Smoothie Recipe From: Selma’s Choice (The Simpsons Season 4 – Episode 13)

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Nice new look


Thanks, it’s actually due to my other theme being corrupted and causing a massive headache for me on Wednesday…I mean, it was totally on purpose.