Author: Eats Like A Duck
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Eat the Pudding, Eat the Pudding, Eat the Pudding
Up until making this recipe, I thought that pudding only came from individual cups you buy at the grocery store. There are two really solid jokes related to pudding cans rings that I’m going to include here because they are hilarious: Chief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can Lyle Lanley: Take my penknife,…
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Principal Skinner’s Orange Drink
Smash: Man, they’re gonna be big. And you stood in their way. Skinner: No, I didn’t. I even came in early and made orange drink. Smash: Orange drink? What, do you live with your momma? Skinner: She lives with me. – New Kids on the Blecch (The Simpsons Season 12 – Episode 14) Sideshow Mel:…
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Vance Connor Politan
Vance Connor, who is the namesake of the “Vance Connor Politan” drink, is a local businessman, frequent flyer silver card holder, and legendary 20 percent tipper. Very impressive! Moe never specifies what goes into his Vance Connor Politan but you can’t go wrong with a classic cosmopolitan recipe, especially since it’s smooth, cool, and oh,…
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Recipe Redo: Moe’s Super Sunday Brunch Spectacular
I made Moe’s Super Sunday Brunch Spectacular last year and some readers objected because I didn’t go “official” with the ingredients. Based on the episode, it seems pretty obvious that the bread is supposed to be Wonder Bread and the bologna should be one of those round package styles. So that’s what I made this…
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Chester J. Lampwick Foods – Part One
Krusty: I gave him a couple of blintzes to paint my fence but he never did it. Chester J. Lampwick: Those blintzes were terrible. Krusty: Paint my fence! Chester J. Lampwick: Make me. – The Day the Violence Died (The Simpsons Season 7 – Episode 18) What I love about the exchange between Chester J.…
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The Bell Pepper Diet
Confession time: I might have overdone things during my Window to Weight Gain series. Apparently a diet consisting of the neglected food groups can lead to things like “gasping for breath when you get up from a chair” and “the doctor’s going to take my foot off”. So in the interest of eating healthy I’m going…