Author: Eats Like A Duck
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Champagne and SlimFast
Making a Champagne and SlimFast shows that Krusty has apparently learned his lesson from “Krusty Gets Kancelled” where he gained all that weight: Krusty: I thought I’d get into shape. So I’ve been drinking nothing but milkshakes. Lisa: You mean those diet milkshakes? Now Krusty is able to stay in healthy while also continuing his…
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Tuna Noodle Casserole – Without Hashish
On October 17, 2018 pot will be legal in Canada. I mean, there’s a bunch of rules and restrictions and such – but it’s going to be a lot more legal than most other places throughout the world. So because I am a law abiding citizen, I made a conventional tuna noodle casserole without hashish.…
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Krusty’s Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverage
I know it’s a joke, but Eddie kind of has a point here. According to the Wikipedia definition, a milkshake is: “a sweet, cold beverage which is usually made from milk, ice cream, or iced milk, and flavorings or sweeteners such as butterscotch, caramel sauce, chocolate syrup, or fruit syrup.” So there are a lot…
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Ned’s “Five Alarm” Chili
Ned’s “Five Alarm” Chili is obviously not that spicy, it’s Flanders after all. However, I wasn’t sure how to quantify how many “alarms” a chili could have, that is until I found this boxed chili mix! The initial instructions for the chili are “Texas style”, calling for meat and tomato sauce, plus the spices that…
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Marge’s Homemade Pepsi
Oh Marge, always thinking of your children and always being frugal. But really what kid in their right mind would bring Marge’s Homemade to a school dance? I would guess that thick, homemade beverages are not really something today’s youth are into. Is Marge so out of touch…no, it’s the children who are wrong. Ingredients…
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Steamed Limes
In this episode Marge goes on a crusade against sugar and gets it banned from Springfield to try and make everyone healthier. That plot makes sense, Marge is always trying to improve people. But her dessert of choice once sugar is banned are Steamed Limes? Limes are a fruit yes, but why can’t everyone just have…