That’s right, I didn’t throw the Twinkie away! Instead it’s been living in the back of my closet for over a year and the results speak for themselves. I give you, the Twinkie Aged for One Year Plus Several Months in all of it’s glory:
Ok, I realize the Twinkie looks exactly the same, but it doesn’t FEEL exactly the same. It’s gotten a little firmer, like it’s slowly drying out. Of course, this means that it’s doing the opposite of turning to liquor but that won’t deter me, mostly because I have barely put any effort into this experiment in the first place. So I guess what I’m saying is that I will check up on the Twinkie again in another year or so to see if anything has changed.
…unless that triumvirate of Twinkies overwhelm my resolve. Then I don’t know what I’ll do. So I guess mark you calendars now for the Twinkie Aged for One Year Plus Several Months PLUS another year or several months or maybe I’ll never mention it again. There’s really know way to know at this point.
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