Eggnog On Cereal
Marge: Homer, didn’t you get any milk? All I see is eggnog.
Homer: ‘Tis the season, Marge! We only get thirty sweet noggy days. Then the government takes it away again.
Lisa: I think I’m having chest pains.
– Marge Be Not Proud
The Simpsons | Season 7 - Episode 11
In a much later Simpsons episode, White Christmas Blues (Season 25 – Episode 8), Marge exclaims “All eggnog is terrible!” which pretty well sums up my feelings on this beverage. It’s like a super thick milk mixed with a bunch of spices I don’t like and then people add rum to it, officially making that my least favorite rum drink in existence. As you can see, I was not excited to try the Eggnog On Cereal recipe.
- Cereal (I used Rice Krispies)
Pour eggnog over cereal of choice. Try not to experience chest pains.
Gross. So gross. A less biased participant, let’s call him “El Boyfriendo” quite enjoyed this recipe and happily ate the remainder of the cereal. So basically if you hate eggnog, this recipe won’t change your mind, but if you like eggnog a lot you might enjoy it.
Fun fact, in French eggnog is called “lait de poule” which literally translates as “chicken milk”. How is that relevant to the recipe? It isn’t, but I thought you might enjoy it.
Cromulence: 2 Lee Carvallo out of 10
Eggnog On Cereal Recipe From: Marge Be Not Proud (The Simpsons Season 7 – Episode 11)
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